Every once in a while something retarded awesome stumbles from the depths of the interwebs. Something like Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

If you’ve ever wished there were more internet-bashing 8-bit Japanese RPG games based on 1990’s basketball players and the movie Space Jam, this is your thing. It’s a pretty cool thing.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas and here is the plan to get him back. The government sends out their top agent to go hire random people off the streets for this mission. You won’t need any real military training or a rocket launcher, you just need to be bad enough. Warning: this article has Badittude! » read more

This track could have easily been my favorite but it turns out to be the worst and I’m genuinely confused at its existence. What’s awesome is the heavy noise and the fast-paced beat. If you like Drum n’ Bass or just harder electronic, you’ll dig this track. What’s awful is everything else and there’s a lot of it - the MC, fake crowd roar, inane rap lyrics, and the host. I want to see the host mauled by a family of tigers.
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