10,000 BC is Going to Suck So Bad
| Feb. 27, 2008
It’s made by the same ass job that did Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, and Eight Legged Freaks. I don’t think this movie can even “suck so bad that it’s good.”
It’s PG-13 so you know there’s not going to be any decent violence, just a lot of cheesy dialog with really hot Abercrombie cave models. These “cave people” apparently have blue eyes with perfect skin and bodies that were made in gyms.
Thank you Roland Emmerich (that’s the director) for ruining our cinematic future of aliens with Independence Day, our present with The Day After Tomorrow, and now going back in time to crap all over dinosaurs and cave people.
For more information or to watch the shitty trailer, go to their official site www.10000bcmovie.com
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