From the depths of anime retardation through the site known as 4chan, something incredible emerges. A mysterious internetter remakes MC Escher’s stair drawing through Portal. This is one of the best fan art creations I’ve seen in a long time. The creator deserves a metal and a beer, but if he’s like everyone else on 4chan then he deserves a wedgy and a punch in the gut.

The last article of 2007 is no other then the not-so-good review on Halo 3. Really? It’s no surprise that the brothers break down one of 2007’s big blockbuster games into just an average game, giving it a barely above average rating. Inside are discussions about Microsoft’s most treasured franchise and how it spends so much to burn it into our minds that Halo is the greatest game ever. The fight is now finished and Hammered Bros. can finally raise up a tall one to the end of the hype. » read more

Nerds and beer don’t mix but the Hammered Bros like to stack their vices. Here we look at what beer they like to drink to certain games. Check out a sampling of mildly buzzed classics to the more trashed and cross-eyed games of today. » read more

Finally. After years of speculation, tears and nerd rage, Fallout 3 is a few steps closer to being a reality. The Hammered Bros. take a glance at the new game and give a few thoughts on what made the classic series worthy of a sequel. » read more

You gotta love how game publishers find ways to half-ass drag classic games kicking and screaming into the modern age. This mess looks corny and stinks of some sort of “Devil May Yiff” mash up which undoubtedly blows ass. Thankfully this game, which was released in 2005 for the PS2 in Europe and Japan, had it’s US release canceled. That makes it easier for the rest of us to pretend that it doesn’t exist! » read more

If there’s one thing that the Hammered Brothers love, it is visceral over-the-top combat and raw, punishing violence. And that’s just when we’re drinking. But for those who still own a PS2, God of War 2 provides all that and more with one of the most wildly entertaining and thoroughly polished games of this generation. The latest effort from the folks at SCE Studios Santa Monica is easily the best PS2 gaming experience of the year to date and is one of the best action-adventure games you might ever play. » read more

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadows of Chernobyl is an ambitious FPS set in a fictional account of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster which finds you playing as the Marked One, one of many gunmen referred to as stalkers who are looking to benefit from and simply survive the hostile wasteland surrounding the mysterious area known as The Zone.
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