Metroid Prime 3 Review
| Nov. 05, 2007
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Blanka The Magician (Is He Green or Yellow?)
| Nov. 02, 2007
My brother recently dressed up as a horrible Blanka for Halloween and painted himself green so my buddy Vic’s response to that was, “So he’s Blanka from the later versions?” I looked at him blankly, “Um no, just the very standard Blanka.” Puzzled, Vic said that my brother should have painted himself yellow and thus begins the war.
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Hammered Bros. Loves Team Fortress 2
| Sep. 15, 2007
After years of waiting, debating, and wondering, it’s finally here. Most importantly it’s here early. If you pre-order The Orange Box, you can download the beta for Team Fortress 2 this Monday the 17th. I am excited about the new art direction of TF2, I think it suits the essence of the game very well. I’m looking forward to seeing what the new features are and how the game play has evolved. This should be interesting seeing as how they’ve put a big emphasis on what made the classic TF popular but also throwing in new twists. » read more
This Game Tastes Like Crap
| Aug. 29, 2007
Nerds and beer don’t mix but the Hammered Bros like to stack their vices. Here we look at what beer they like to drink to certain games. Check out a sampling of mildly buzzed classics to the more trashed and cross-eyed games of today. » read more
Transformers: Not a Movie Review
| Aug. 07, 2007
Optimus Prime: “Megatron!”
Megatron: “Priiiime!”
That classic exchange of words means a lot to someone like me but did the writers and producers of the new Transformers movie keep in good faith with the original franchise? Yes, they did. Before all the fanboys start flailing their arms around about how this and that was wrong, keep in mind that it’s Hollywood and their main focal point is to make a blockbuster smash hit – not appeal to traditional nerds that would probably download the movie anyways. » read more
Preparing for Fallout
| Jul. 25, 2007
Finally. After years of speculation, tears and nerd rage, Fallout 3 is a few steps closer to being a reality. The Hammered Bros. take a glance at the new game and give a few thoughts on what made the classic series worthy of a sequel. » read more
43 Reasons to Watch “Fist of the North Star” (Exclusive Video Inside)
| May. 17, 2007
Fist of the North Star has got to be the one of the most lame and over-the-top Japanese cartoons out there. Now there are other adult cartoons that are just blatantly ridiculous but FotNS is actually being serious. The plot wasn’t written on drugs and the dialog seems sincere enough but what you’re really treated to is exploding heads and detailed animations of outrageous mutilation. We have compiled a video to show you what we mean.
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